DALLAS COWBOYS have come off worse when compared to TUPPERWARE.
Delivering a scorching verdict, NFL Network’s Kyle Brandt claimed ‘America’s Team’ are as boring as it gets in football.
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In fact, Brandt reckons the 2025 Cowboys are so dull he feels “NOTHING” for them.
He labelled them “by far the least interesting team in their division” – the NFC East.
In contrast, he believes the Tennessee Titans and Jacksonville Jaguars are way “more interesting”.
And there was cold comfort for the Cowboys when plastic containers came into Brandt’s mind.
The former Princeton Tigers running back, 46, said: “They are currently like the Tupperware of teams.
“It’s just something you have. You don’t think about it. You don’t care about it.
“You put the spaghetti in it. You put it in the fridge. You have no attachment to it at all.
“It just serves a practical need of being one of the teams in the NFC East.”
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Brandt didn’t even go gently when he posted a clip of his TV rant on X.
He wrote: “I was asked my feelings on the 2025 Cowboys. I don’t have any.”
However, Brandt came close to a backhanded compliment when he discussed two major appointments made under owner Jerry Jones.
He told the NFL Network: “The Dallas Cowboys’ coaching hire (Brian Schottenheimer) was not a bold choice; it was sensible.
“The Dallas Cowboys’ first-round draft pick (Tyler Booker) was not a bold choice; it was practical.”
He added: “The not paying Micah [Parsons] storyline is a re-run of an episode we’ve seen 10 times from this team.
“The quarterback (Dak Prescott) is the quarterback. He’ll be very good — not great — say the right things, will get paid, and will do it again next year.”
Brandt even argued: “The most interesting thing that has happened in the last calendar year for the Dallas Cowboys —and I don’t even think it’s close — is the owner’s breathtaking cameo in a television show called Landman, which was beautiful, amazing.
“And really sad that was the most dynamic thing we’ve seen.
“The Titans are way more interesting. The Jaguars are way more interesting.”
Football lovers appeared to agree with Brandt.
NFL important dates 2025 season
March 12 – Free Agency begins
April 24-26 – NFL Draft in Green Bay, Wisconsin
September 4 – 2025 season opener (TBC vs Eagles)
November 27 – Thanksgiving Day triple header
January 4, 2026 – End of regular-season
February 8, 2026 – Super Bowl LX at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California
“One posted: “You’re not wrong even cowboy fans me like are sad about it.”
A second wrote: “I don’t see much hope for the Cowboys. Jerry Jones wants control more than he wants to win.”
A third said: “They don’t deserve one second of air time until they reach a Super Bowl. The ONLY way Jerry will begin to change is when it starts affecting his wallet. There are 31 teams in the NFL as far as I’m concerned. Ignore them until they earn it!”
A fourth argued: “Everyone else just talks about the team because there is a massive fanbase. It’s good for TV ratings. “
And a fifth seemed to agree, commenting: “There are lots of better teams getting far less attention.”
But another fan claimed it was “Groundhog Day” on Good Morning for criticism of the Cowboys.
A similarly-minded viewer pointed out: “GMFB has a segment on the #DallasCowboys every couple of days — rent-free.”
And a third insisted: “You guys do this schtick every year – they’ll start winning a few games and Dak will impress you with stats and suddenly everyone is like “wow, Super Bowl contenders!”
Meanwhile, in the unlikely event anyone was in doubt over Brandt’s views, he surely ended it with this challenge to viewers.
He said: “I feel nothing. And I dare you to find me if you feel anything at all.”
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