Nick Cannon really means business when it comes to his family jewels.
The host of “The Masked Singer,” who has fathered 12 children with 6 different women, has taken out an insurance policy on his testicles.
Men’s personal care brand Dr. Squatch announced Friday it had partnered with Cannon to take out a $10 million insurance policy through MMA/Momentous Insurance.
Amid a marketing campaign for their new “Ball Care Line,” the Los Angeles-based company used its Ball Valuation Tool to assess Cannon worth, ultimately giving him the honorary title of “Most Valuable Balls in the World.”
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest,” Cannon said in a statement, “but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.”
He thanked Dr. Squatch for “giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!”
The 43-year-old, who recently revealed one of his children had been diagnosed with autism, shares 13-year-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe, with his ex-wife Mariah Carey.
His massive brood also includes Rise Messiah (20 months), Powerful Queen (3), and Golden Sagon (7) with model Brittany Bell; twin boys Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heirn (2) and Beautiful Zeppelin (1) with Abby De La Rosa; Legendary Love (1) with “Selling Sunset” star Bre Tiesi; Onyx (1) with LaNisha Cole; and Halo Marie (1) with Alyssa Scott, with whom he also shared infant son Zen, who died of brain cancer in 2021.
